With a love of alliteration so entertainingly employed on her Twitter account, Courtney Stodden must have salivated over a sensual session of surfing by the sea.
Sadly, the 17-year-old was so busy with her first ever board lesson that after her Sunday soundbite from The Bible (the classic 'do unto others'), she didn't get time to update her account with a sentence sloshing with 's' noises.
Courtney, who is married to X Files 'creep' Doug Hutchison, 51, managed to get a line of torrid prose rattled on Saturday, however, as she enjoyed the beach in a more leisurely fashion.
She wrote: 'Spending this sweet Saturday morning sunbathing topless on the beach... that sexy sand gets everywhere!'
Courtney seemed to have dealt with the issue by the time she got around to her lesson the next day, happily enough.
She'd also covered up, slightly it has to be said, in a tiny bikini emblazoned with the Stars and Stripes.
Very patriotic of her, we're sure you'll agree.
