Teen Bride Courtney Stodden flies the flag as she enjoys her first ever surfing lesson

With a love of alliteration so entertainingly employed on her Twitter account, Courtney Stodden must have salivated over a sensual session of surfing by the sea.

Sadly, the 17-year-old was so busy with her first ever board lesson that after her Sunday soundbite from The Bible (the classic 'do unto others'), she didn't get time to update her account with a sentence sloshing with 's' noises.

Courtney, who is married to X Files 'creep' Doug Hutchison, 51, managed to get a line of torrid prose rattled on Saturday, however, as she enjoyed the beach in a more leisurely fashion.  

 

She wrote: 'Spending this sweet Saturday morning sunbathing topless on the beach... that sexy sand gets everywhere!'

Courtney seemed to have dealt with the issue by the time she got around to her lesson the next day, happily enough.

She'd also covered up, slightly it has to be said, in a tiny bikini emblazoned with the Stars and Stripes. 

Very patriotic of her, we're sure you'll agree.

Courtney Stodden 'squeezes her snowballs' into bikini for stroll down the street

She never misses an opportunity to show off her 'all natural' assets.

But it's a wonder Courtney Stodden didn't freeze in her latest astoundingly inappropriate ensemble.

The 17-year-old donned a red bikini for a stroll down the street with her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson in Los Angeles yesterday.

Teen bride Courtney and Doug get kicked off the pumpkin patch because of their 'inappropriate behaviour'

It's not the first time she's been banned from something due to her sexual antics, but on Saturday Courtney Stodden was asked to leave a pumpkin patch due to her inappropriate behaviour.

Courtney, 17, who is married to 51-year-old actor, Doug Hutchinson, was shopping for Halloween decorations in California over the weekend with her husband - but just couldn't seem to keep her hands off of him.

Behaving inappropriately in a place that welcomes families with young children, it wasn't just the couples public display of affection that prompted security to approach them - but the teenager's barely-there outfit too.